Heavensjoke, 37
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Sebring, FL, USA
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Florida by way of New Jersey I was born in NJ but my parents moved us down here when I was 2. I lived in Hollywood most of my life and moved with my mom and brother to Sebring when I was 15. I moved back down south and lived in Dania with my dad while I attended college in Miami then moved back to Sebring where I still reside. I love the beach and I love the woods. Florida is great because it's such a hodge-podge. I mean the difference between South Florida, Central Florida, The East and West Coasts, Jacksonville, and the Panhandle are incredible. It's like they aren't even the same state! And that's what I love. I never have to go far for a vacation! I lived no more than 10 minutes from the beach and in a big city the majority of my life and I moved only 3 hours away to Sebring and it was the biggest culture shock of my life. I live in the woods and although I hated it at first, I love it now. It sucks not being so close to the beach anymore but on the bright side, now if I really want to go to the beach, I am equal distance from both coasts so depending on my mood I can go visit either the Gulf of Mexico or the Atlantic Ocean!
About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Pansexual, Polysexual
Height
5'03"
Weight
280 lbs
Body Type
thick, voluptuous, fat and proud, pleasantly plump
Movies
sci-fi, comedy, horror, action, drama, steamy, indie, romantic comedy, bollywood, animation, classics, psychological thrillers, mockumentaries, fantasy
Orientation
pansexual
Eye Color
brown
Hair Color
red, depends on the day of the week
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single - never married, polyamorous
Have Kids
no - do not want kids
Education Level
college grad
Profession
Food Service
Income level
that's private
Do you smoke?
socially, only when I drink, hookah, 420
I currently live
with pets, with roommate(s)
Socially, I am
home body, social butterfly, flirt, better in small groups, comic relief, a couch potato, anti-social, loner, class clown, a total freak, dealing with OCD
Political Views
green party, socialist, liberal, progressive, independent
Food Related
Carnivore, Omnivore, Chocoholic, Indian, French, Japanese, Chinese, Comfort, Italian, Spicy, Sushi, Eat Out Frequently, Fine Dining, Soul Food, Gluten-free Diet, BRAINS!!!, Diet Phobic, Hot Sauce on Everything, Mediterranean, Caribbean, Organic, Thai, Mexican
Personality
activist, nerd, fun loving, professional, punk, total slacker, introvert, liberal, flirt, romantic, intellectual, tree hugger, loner, lover, geek, frugal, thrifty, clown, artistic, freak
Individuality
piercings, tattoos, nudist, psychic, vampire, cougar, werewolf, circus clown, artist, paranormal believer, ghost hunter, freak
Religious Views
Atheist
I'm looking for
travel companion, the yin to my yang, romance, relationship, dating, fun, something interesting, soulmate, mr. right, mr. right now, miss right, miss right now
My Sign
i was born in july, cancer : june 21-july 22
Pets
Dogs, Cats, Fish
Gender
Female
Music
Punk, Alternative Rock, Bluegrass, Celtic, Classical, Dance, Folk, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, House, Indie, Industrial, Jazz, Jazz-Fusion, Metal, Motown, Opera, Pop, Post Rock, Progressive Rock, R and B, Rock, Screamo, Techno, Trance, Reggae, Ska, Soul, Funk
Hair Style
dreadlocks
Fitness & Sports
yoga, swimming, walking, dancing
Health Related
alternative medicine, eastern medicine, herbalism, holistic treatment, homeopathy, western medicine, naturopathy, therapy, obsessive-compulsive disorder
Languages
English, Pig Latin, The Language of Love, Pirate
Looking for
Relationship
divorced, separated, single, single - never married, widowed
Have Kids
yes, no - open to adoption, no - maybe with the right person, no - definitely want them though, yes - single parent home
Their Education Level
Bachelor's Degree, college grad, currently in college, Doctorate, graduate school, high school grad, Master's Degree, post-Graduate, some college
Do they smoke?
electronic cigarettes, 420, ceremonial smoking, clove cigarettes, for medicinal purposes, hookah, no - open to dating smokers though, only when I drink, pipe, socially
Do they drink?
beer, socially, no, only blood, wine, in recovery
Political Views
democrat, green party, not interested in politics, independent, liberal, libertarian, progressive, socialist, the conservative party (canada), the conservative party (uk), the labour party (uk), the liberal party (canada), the liberal democrats (uk)
Personality
lover, pirate, nerd, preppy, professional, punk, romantic, thrifty, total slacker, tree hugger, liberal, activist, artistic, burner (burning man participant), clown, coffeeholic, dominatrix, extrovert, fashionista, frugal, fun loving, geek, hipster, intellectual, loner, introvert, flirt
Gender
Female, Male
Languages
Italian, Latin, Hebrew, Greek, German, French, English, Leet, Na'vi, Pig Latin, Pirate, Portuguese, Russian, Spanish, The Language of Love, Elvish
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