Chipster, 35

The names Chris. Was born and raised by wolves until i was eaten by a salamander that breathed fire out of its scales. When i realized this i quickly crawled out of them before i was incinerated o.o; after trying to remember where i was i found a city called Cape Coral and was soon chased by a wild crocodile O_O CRIKEY! xD anyways i round house kicked him to the other side of a small river called a "canal" in human language, into a house and knocked down there front porch. I felt bad so i immediately went up to them getting ready to apologize when i realized i couldn't speak "human talk". It was difficult to learn but when i finally caught on about 3 secs later. I decided to go to the house to see if everyone was okay. Well of course everyone died except for a little alien who told me to travel to the East to seek out the path of never ending roads.... and at the end will be a vast treasure that only i could reach.... with the help of my fellow companions O_O